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General References Notes/Trivia QuotesGoofs Peter and Lois learn about Quagmire's dad. Quagmire's Dad Quagmire gets the surprise of his life when his dad. Glenn Quagmire (born Glenn Quagglechek) is the sex-crazed, perverted neighbor of the Griffins. Quagmire is a former ensign of the U.S. Navy, where he met. General References Notes/Trivia Quotes Goofs Quagmire: Come 'ere baby. Let's head upstairs and play "Hide and go anal". [George hands Jane one unit of.
In " ", Quagmire gets a new pet cat named James. Tragically, when Quagmire went to Vermont to buy a present for James, Peter, JoeClevelandand Briango over to Quagmire's to shave James as a prank, which backfired when Peter accidentally stabs James.
Peter reveals this when Quagmire offers a reward for knowing where James is simply to take the reward. In his spare time, he is a voracious reader, and participates regularly in local Book Club meetings. Quagmire's house is much in style with the ss. As his stated age is 61, he would have been a young adult during the time and it would have likely made a great influence on his lifestyle. He has a sister named Brenda who was physically abused by her deceased boyfriend Jeffery Fecalman and a deaf brother named Gary.
He also has a son in Madrid, Spain who greatly resembles Quagmire, but with a snappy mustache and a ponytail, as seen in " Peter's Got Woods ", despite claiming never to have had sex with a Spanish woman in " Brian in Love ".
However, it is possible he does not know the difference, as he was with Tricia Takanawa when he made the claim. Of all his possible children, the only one with whom he has attempted to develop a relationship with and take care of is Anna Lee Quagmirewho is dropped off at his doorstep in " Quagmire's Baby ".
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He ends up giving her to adoption to give her a better life than he could ever provide. Even though Quagmire was the first person Cleveland informed about his own spin-off. After Cleveland moved away, Quagmire has shown nothing but envy toward Cleveland, to the point of convincing himself that he was getting a spin-off and after delivering Loretta's deceased body, calling Cleveland "Joey".
This envy has not ceased, as in the first season finale of The Cleveland Show, he and Peter attend Cleveland's parents' wedding, and Quagmire asks Peter if he can have his own show, but Peter says he can't because he's a rapist. Personality Quagmire is often seen saying "all right" while rocking his head back and forwards. Although Quagmire gets along very well with most people, it is revealed in " Jerome Is the New Black " that he dislikes Brian for the following reasons: He constantly hits on Lois, even when Peter pays for his food and saved him from certain death.
He poops all over the yard as well. According to Quagmire, it adds additional insult to Peter alongside Brian hitting on Lois.
Brian is not trustworthy and never pays for anything, including debts and taxes; when asked to pay, he always remarks that he'll "get you later," but "later" never comes. Brian pretends to be a deep guy who loves women for their souls when, in reality, he only dates bimbos; Quagmire then admits that he does the same thing, but the difference between him and Brian is that he is at least honest about his goals.
He is a terrible writer. Brian has done nothing to help despite his liberal beliefs, except for trying to legalize marijuana. Brian thinks that he is superior owing to the fact that he drives a Prius.
Brian acts like an intellectual despite the fact that he has failed college twice. Brian is a failure as a father and never sees his son. Finishing his tirade, Glenn tells Brian he could forgive all of that if he weren't such a bore. Ironically, Quagmire has hit on Lois as well, but claims to be honest about dating women for their bodies. What makes Brian and Quagmire's desires towards Lois different is that, while Quagmire is only interested in sex, Brian, as shown in " Play It Again, Brian ", believes that he is more deserving of Lois, due to Peter often neglecting his wife for other interests and that they have more things in common.
The conflict between him and Brian continues in " Quagmire's Dad " when Quagmire beat Brian for dating his sex-changed fatherwho wasn't aware of this until Stewie told him just before Quagmire arrived. An angry Brian gets the final word, however, when he says to Quagmire, "I fucked your dad". Brian provides inspiration to Rick Astley for the song of "Never Gonna Give You Up" creates an ontological paradox, a time paradox that brings into question the origin of an object or, in this case, piece of information.How Peter Met Cleveland & Quagmire - Family Guy
In addition, this episode follows on the heels of an internet phenomenon known as "Rick Roll", which involves the music video for the song as a prank on YouTube, and elsewhere. Cleveland in the 80's is wearing a Michael Jackson "Thriller"-type jacket.
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This episode spoofs the title sequence of The Jetsonscopying it exactly up to the point where Jane tries to leave with George 's wallet. When Cleveland invites Peter to party at St. Elmo's Clam, Peter says that they will raise more Hell than Hellraiser, before cutting away to Pinheadwho is on a date, and unscrews the top of a salt shaker, which causes salt to spill onto his girlfriend's food, to his own amusement. In the altered present, Lois comments that Osama bin Laden had been hiding out in the cast of MADtvleading Quagmire to remark, "The one place no one would look!
Peter claims to be responsible for Joe Piscopo 's obsession with bodybuilding. Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham! Face it, Peter, you not marrying Lois was the best thing that will ever happen in the world.
We've got to find a way to summon Death, and quick. The dollar note George gave to Jane lands on her back] Well, that might do it.
It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You'll eat it later.
You know that mediocre generic sound you been looking for? Well, listen to this! Wow, Peter, that's an amazing story. And I'm touched that you went through so much trouble just to be with me.
Obviously I made the right choice when I married you. And hey, let's just all be grateful that things are completely back to normal again. Who ate all the Pecan Sandies? I love you, Lois Pewterschmidt! And I won't let Quagmire, or any man, she-male, robot, or sentient robot, curious about its own existence keep us apart! Meg, stop staring at Mr. I'm sorry Peter, I'm afraid she has her father's libido.